the wonderhoney

Aloha everyone, 

Hey did I tell you all I’m back in town?? YES I AM BACK IN KL!!

I really LOVE Malaysia and if I ever have to leave this lovely country for more than two weeks I know I will go crazy. I was kind of freak out there in Japan during last visit and all I did was everyday just wishing and hoping to go back to Malaysia =p

As “good” as we may think of Malaysia, isn’t such a terrible country to live in =p

Here’s some good reading: Ang Pow Cops in Malaysia

If you are typical Malaysian, I can make short summary for you, the news is about…
Summary: The Malaysian police are corrupt like hell.

The other day, my friend came back from Ipoh, she was driving like F1 driver on high way and half way police stopped her due to over speed limit and she got summon. Clear??

It’s very normal situation on some high ways in Malaysia right?? And police was asking to show her driving license then police were trying to issue very expensive summon ticket to her, and my smart friend told police, “Got any discount?”

And police said, “How much do you have now?” she showed her purse, there was not much money inside. Smart girl kept her IC and driving license in her another hidden purse. Then again, police asked her driving license. No choice, she needs to open up hidden purse to take her driving license then unexpectedly police saw some money inside her hidden purse.

Police asked her again, “How much do you have in your purse?” then she showed first purse, only few Ringgit inside but the police was mentioning to open her hidden purse. There was 100 over Ringgit inside, then my friend told police, “This is for my emergency I can’t simply spend this money!!”

Then after, police told her super gently with typical Malay smile,

“Ahmoi, now is your emergency.”    

She was shocked. May be it was one of the most shocked moments of the year for her.

And yes she paid “unofficial summon” and “branja kopi” with her emergency money.  

Duh, It’s Malaysia, any thing can happen. 

Study of the day:

Ooh NO… NO WAY Jay-Z!!

What the hell you singing??!! WAH… Jay-Z! HIP-HOP at Glastonbury??!!
But happie for you, everyone welcome you there not like Gallaghers!!

Oh… you souldn’t sing 99 problems after oasis’s wonderwall you know why??

your wonderwall got “99 problems” =p yeah may be I’m not Hip-Hop lover so… but will find out =)

see you around Hip-Hop!!